Funny Birthday Greetings

I do not want to wish a person like you
Whose so irritating and irrational in life
But I know that I am bonded with love
So that it has a time and tide
Happy birthday wish from me to you
So that you stay blessed forever in life
Don't mind what I said..You enjoy!

Old is always the gold
So don't frown as you are aging
Hope that you will turn all so wise
Hope that you will suffice
So many things in this life
Happy birthday!
Have a blessed day!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

Welcome your day with a huge wrinkle on your face
And some gray hair to add to the grace
Some hearing problems as well
And in the past you shall dwell
Ok don't mind ya..It's your birthday
Have a awesome and lovely day!

Wish you giggle all day long
Wish your birthday be as amazing a song
Wish you smiles without any reason
Wish you get along the season
Wish you have a loving day
Because I want that you have a brightest birthday
Wish you keep smiling through the day!

A very Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a great one. After all, you are old now! Hahahah Just kidding, you are still as good as new. I wish you have an awesome day.

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

Well, you can't stop the number of candles from increasing. But what you can is, always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don't ever change for anybody in this world.

Look at your face nothing can save
You know that you have wrinkles on it
No cream can do wonders for you
Not even Botox can save you too
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Wish you have an amazing day
You know I was kidding too!

How many times you have celebrated your birthday?
How many times you have lied about your age
Common that is not the real you
Get going and come all through
This is the season to feel new
Have an amazing day
Wish you a very happy birthday!

You look so old with your age,
And today on your another birthday
You will require lots of makeup
To hide those flaws on your face
But still you have that grace,
So have a good smile for today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

You have grown so big another year that is
But you are not so wise
Sorry but your age has no effect on your brain
Haha..Just kidding my dear
Spread the cheer
Happy birthday to you!

I promise to keep your age a secret, if you promise to share your cake with me. Consider it a deal. And yes, mention not! Happy Birthday. Xoxo

It is a proven fact you know
That the more birthdays you celebrate
The more cakes you cut and late
Will take you a step closer to your death date
Got scared...wish you an amazing birthday!
Have a super day!

Merry time and merry you
Merry is the world for you
It's your birthday so enjoy your day
It's not an ordinary day
Feel extra love for this day
Feel so extra special today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

My only wish for you on your birthday is
That you live till all your teeth fall apart
You live till you can't stand tall
And you live till you are dead..haha
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!

Hey, I didn't eat your birthday cake. It is just that birthday cakes come in wacky shapes these days! Happy Birthday to my dearest friend. I love you so so much! Lots of hugs and kisses.