Funny Birthday Sayings

Birthday is a great time to unwind
Its the day when you actually think
Stop for a moment and take time out
A thought just sticks to your mind
That hey I am getting old
But the spirit of birthday remains the same
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Being old is not at all problematic
What's more is the dying spirit in you
Common you are just turning a year old
Think that you have many stories untold
Feel so young at heart
Wish you an amazing day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

You are special do you know
About ten thousand people have their birthday today
But, I only wished you
Haha..That is so true
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Old age has many benefits in life
Its high time you should think about getting old
How many more ways are you going to adopt
To stay young when you are actually not
Haha I was just kidding this day
Because it's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Many fail to see a good reason to celebrate birthdays, may be because they fear death. After all, every birthday is one more step closer to mortality. Anyways, Happy Birthday. I am glad it is your birthday.

It's a simple thing to know
You should forget your past
Because past cannot be changed
And also your present
Which I have not got you today
Haha..Still wishing you a happy day
Happy birthday to you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

So what if you are getting old
Old is always the gold
Celebrate this day with a good cheer
Look around for near and dear
Have a gala time today
As it's the most amazing day
It's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

The moment you were born you were so amazed
Yes seriously, it took you whole
Two years to speak a sentence in life
Hahaha..Happy birthday!
God bless you!

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!