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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.
You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost