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Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!
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Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.
Dear Santa you know what I really want Then why do you come and flaunt And not give me the gifts that I need This Christmas I will stand on the door So that you can give me What I want..What I really wish and adore Will wait for you this Christmas!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.
Christmas is the season to chill, It's the season to drink some more It is the season to smile all through A feeling so good and new Just be as you are this time It is a jolly good Christmas time, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Christmas is about opening gifts It is about opening of heart It is about opening the wine It is about opening the doors to loved ones Christmas looks like an open occasion When everyone has that smile All the way and every while Merry Christmas!
Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift Because I get a shock every day When I read your Facebook status and update Haha..I mean what I say, Merry Christmas to you and your family!
