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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry

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Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.
-John R. Kemble

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
-W.C. Fields

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

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I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
-Thomas Jackson

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-W.C. Fields

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
-Lady Astor

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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: It makes a man mistake words for thought.
-Samuel Johnson

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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
-Joseph Schenck

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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
-Raymond Chandler

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
-Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
-William Shakespeare

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If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
-H. Jackson Brown

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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
-Anonymous Author

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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
-Johann Christoph

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
-John Marcellus Huston

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-Ernest Hemingway

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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
-Smith-Johannsen

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