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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
-G.K. Chesterton

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Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
-Grantland Rice

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
-P.J. O'Rourke

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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
-Gardner Dickinson

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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
-Jack Lemmon

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-Dave Barry

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All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
-Willie Nelson

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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
-Horace G. Hutchinson

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Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
-Art Spander

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The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
-John Updike

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The only sure rule in golf is ? he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
-Mickey Mantle

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
-Billy Graham

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Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
-Tiger Woods

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
-Anonymous Author

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A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
-Harry Vardon

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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
-Val Doonican

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Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
-Jack Nicklaus

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As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
-Gary Player

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