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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will.
-Murphy's Law

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
-Murphy's Constant

Every solution breeds new problems.
-Murphy's Law

Everything takes longer than you think.
-Murphy's Law

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
-The Murphy Philosophy

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
-Murphy's Law

There is no limit to how bad things can get.
-Hane's Law

Life is too serious to be taken very seriously.
-Jilly and Rob's Conclusion

If you can keep your head when everyone about you is losing his, then you just don't understand the problem.
-Evans' Law

You can't fall off the floor.
-Paul's Law

No two identical parts are alike.
-Beach's Law

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.
-Law of the Individual

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
-Rogers' Law

If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
-Patry's Law

Whatever happens, look as if you intended it to happen.
-First Rule of Acting

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
-Finagle's Eighth Rule

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. You are never given enough time or money.
-Lerman's Law of Technology

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