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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
-Anonymous Author

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Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
-Hartman Jule

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Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
-Anonymous Author

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I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
-Norman Mailer

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Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
-Terri Guillemets

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
-Anonymous Author

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I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
-Norman Mailer

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I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
-Anonymous Author

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Retirement:It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
-Gene Perret

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In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon.
-Anonymous Author

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I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.
-Merri Brownworth

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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
-Malcolm Forbes

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Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials, much to live on and much to live for.
-Anonymous Author

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Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.
-Richard Armour

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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
-Ella Harris

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Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
-Anonymous Author

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Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
-Mahatma Gandhi

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
-Anonymous Author

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