Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

You have that charming smile to be
You have what it takes the thing to be
You have that smile on your face
And you have that charming grace
You have everything as perfect as can be
As good as I so want it to see
Alas! I wish I could just say this to you
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

I do not want any sugar candies
I do not want any heart shaped chocolates
As I am on a diet this year
You can buy me a solitaire ring
A ring that will go all bling
I mean what I say
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

On Valentine's Day you have a special power
You can feel that force of love
Which you may not feel at other days of the year
That is the power of valentines love
That turns a fling to dear
That is the power of Valentine's Day
When everyone comes so near
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

You can be two things on Valentine's Day,
Either you can be all lovely and romantic
Or you can be sensible and wise
It's you who are going to decide
How you wish to spend your valentine
Happy Valentine's Day to all!

It is such a nice feeling being in love
It's such a nice feeling celebrating valentines
With someone whose so close to you
And with someone whose going to annoy
You the rest of your life
Yes you heard that right my dear
Spread the love this valentines with cheer
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love does not need a price tag
It certainly does not need a price to say
It does not need a reason
Or any season come what may
Love needs connection of heart
Is all about this day
Wishing a very happy Valentine's Day!

I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
-Author Unknown

You have two choices in life
Spend your valentine with someone special
The person you are in love with
Or spend your valentine with the food
That is mouth watering..ha-ha
Wishing you happy valentines!

Are you sad on being alone this Valentine's Day,
Ok now just think that who loves you on other
Days of the year,
Haha.. Just have a lovely day
As it's the Valentine's Day,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

People get excited to see
Feelings and love all around them
On Valentines Day that can be true,
But the best part is the box of chocolate
Which you get on confession and through
Haha..Happy valentines to you!

Valentine's day is actually called
As happy singles awareness way
Yes, when singles realize that
They need someone in their life
So it's a perfect day to spread the cheer
For those are so dear
Happy Valentine's Day!

I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Jay Leno

Valentine is the perfect time
To screw someone you love
Like there are many ways to annoy
And tell someone yes you love them
But it can also be so much of fun
Happy Valentine's Day to you!