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I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.
I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.
I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.
If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!
If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.
It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.
Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.
Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.
Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.
People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.
Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!
The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.
This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!
Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.
You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!
You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.
Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.
