Funny Get Well Soon Messages

Its really sad that you are not well
It's sad that you aren't at your best
But this is just a small phase my friend
As you will pass this test
Like you used to do when you were fine
I don't want to tell anything that is unkind
Ok, in short let me tell you this
That get well pretty soon my buddy
You are truly missed!

Hey sitting on that bed it feels so bore
Actually, you are missing out all the fun
Things in life my dear
The times that we spend together
And times which had fun much more
Missing your crazy things too
And I wish that you come back and
Join us soon, coz we are missing you
Take care oh dear and get well soon!

I am praying hard to get you out of this bed
But you also need to co-operate my friend
Have a diet which doctor has told you
And have all the medicines which are due
Don't you want to join the fun with me
Don't you want to have a happy time as can be
So quickly get well soon
As I wish you a speedy recovery in life!

I just want to order you something
Are you getting well soon or not?
If you are not getting well soon,
Then I am coming and hitting you hard
Ok don't get scared ya..I was just kidding
Wish you recover too fast and join the fun along
You know that you are pretty strong
Get well soon my dear and take care!

I hope that you will recover soon
I am really fed up of coming to the hospital
And looking at patients around
Well your face is also similar as the others
Haha..Just want that you get well soon
And join the fun with us my dear
Common it's not so tough..You can do it
Get well soon and take care of yourself!

I will try to make you smile once you are
Out from that hospital bed my dear
I know half of the time you live in some
Kind of fear, just kidding don't mind my dear
I just want that you stay happy and fit
And recover too soon and be all fine
Get well soon and take care it's just a matter of some time!

See I specially prayed for you so that you get well
Soon my friend and my buddy
Now if you do not get well soon then my prayers
Are going to get wasted, so prove that you truly love me
And leave that bed and be all fine
You can do it through your will, so get going
Get well soon and take care
I hope your recovery is fast as my prayer!

How long will I wait to have a coffee chat with you?
How long for the movies that we watched all through
How long will it take to go clubbing at night
How long will it take to just casually fight?
Please get well soon as I am missing all this
Just want to see you all right
Take care coz everything will be fine!

Look at yourself in that mirror
My God you look so pale and you look so dull
And you have lost oodles of weight
You look as if you are all gone for the sake
But my friend this is just a temporary break
Coz you are going to get well pretty soon
So don't think so much and take rest
Life each day gives a new test
Take care and recover pretty soon!

Ok I want to wish you well for the coming days
I wish you take lots of rest and be all right
In the mean time keep a safe distance from me
The germs can get transferred on me as well
Haha..I was just kidding..Hope you get well soon
So that we hang out together as we used to
Take rest and take care..Things will be fine!

Whenever I come to meet you
Your fever just shoots up my dear
I think it has to do with my hotness quotient
Haha..I am just kidding, don't come and hit me
I know you cannot do that also..ha-ha
On a serious note, I wish you well
I wish that you get well soon
And don't sit on that bed and dwell
Take care and all the best for your speedy recovery!

How are you coping up you restless soul
I know that you can't sit at one place
I know that there is no one besides you now
So why not take rest and get well soon
Instead of just cribbing all day without reason
Get well soon and you should do that
Coz I am missing all the fun with you
Take care oh dear...see you soon!

Look it is a simple theory, if you rest on the bed for
Too long, you will forget that you were strong
You will forget what was on your mind
And you will grow fatter with time
Might as well you should just be all right
So that you don't have to suffer a kind
Get well pretty soon my dear
Take care and keep no fear
You will recover well and soon!

Well I have heard that you are not all right
See I told you don't pick up a fight
It takes a toll on your health my dear
And now you are living in that constant fear
Get well soon and get out of this mess
There is no one left to really impress
You know that things will be fine
So take care and head to a speedy recovery!

It is indeed sorry to see you in this state my dear
But change is good sometimes you know
Look you were crying that you don't get peace
And now you are in the hospital bed to cease
So enjoy your peace and be all good
Things will be good for you touch wood
Hope for a speedy recovery so that you are fine
Get well too soon my dear..Without you there is no cheer
In my life!

I am sending you a get well soon card my dear
Well I think my message would be loud and clear
That life is missing you and all the fun
For us you were like our number one
So leave that hospital bed of yours
And join for things that we do
Get out of that mood so dull and blue
Take care and get well soon
Hope for a quick recovery!

Why are you behaving in such insane manner
I have heard that you are not taking your medicines
You won't really get back to health if you are out of your sense
Common just think about your future tense
Life is much more than your cribbing with things
Get well soon and bounce back
Take care as I wish that you recover soon!

I just can't control my laughter you know
I have a reason..don't know how to tell you
Hey I think you have stopped eating apples
Haven't you heard an apple a day keeps a doc away
So start taking them and be alright
Life for you will be more bright
Get out of that bed my dear
You will get on with your lost cheer
Get well soon and take care!