Birthday Quotes for Husband

You are the sweetest husband in the world, and you know how I can?t resist anything sweet. Wishing you a very happy birthday my darling husband.
- Anonymous

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
- Chanakya

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland

Baby, there?s no better time than on your birthday to say those 3 little words I often think but seldom say ? You are so lucky.
- Anonymous

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
- Cher quotes

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
- Henry Louis Mencken

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henny Youngman

Of all the things you share with me darling. The favorite is your love. Happy birthday to my heart of hearts, my true love.
- Anonymous

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.
- Bernard Malamud

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
- Oscar Wilde

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the trees are swaying, all to wish you a happy birthday!
- Anonymous

The things we feel the deepest are the hardest things to say. But dear Husband, you must know how much I love you everyday. Happy Birthday!
- Anonymous