Funny Birthday Greetings

You are such a sweetheart my dear
You are such a polite soul
You are such kind with your ways
You are such a darling in life
Oh I wish I could tell all this about you
But none the less, here is wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing time and day
You are sweet and you know it well!

A very Happy Birthday to my friend who in dog years would by now be...uh-oh dead! Hahahha May you have a super-duper wild day!

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

My only wish for you on your birthday is
That you live till all your teeth fall apart
You live till you can't stand tall
And you live till you are dead..haha
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!

You have grown so big another year that is
But you are not so wise
Sorry but your age has no effect on your brain
Haha..Just kidding my dear
Spread the cheer
Happy birthday to you!

Wish you giggle all day long
Wish your birthday be as amazing a song
Wish you smiles without any reason
Wish you get along the season
Wish you have a loving day
Because I want that you have a brightest birthday
Wish you keep smiling through the day!

A very Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a great one. After all, you are old now! Hahahah Just kidding, you are still as good as new. I wish you have an awesome day.

Look at your face nothing can save
You know that you have wrinkles on it
No cream can do wonders for you
Not even Botox can save you too
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Wish you have an amazing day
You know I was kidding too!

I wanted to decorate your cake, which I made
I wanted to make it the best for you
I wanted to personally arrange the candle on it
That sorry I could not do
There was no space in the cake,
As there are more candles for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Look you have grown so old
But you look so young and bold
Look your teeth have fallen
But you still have that pretty smile
Look you can't even hear
But you are dancing to the music
Have a super day!
Enjoy your birthday!

Birthday barks and birthday meows to my friend who looks like a over-fed cow! A very very Happy and crazy Birthday to you. May you have all the insane fun that you dream about on your birthday. Xoxo

Well, you can't stop the number of candles from increasing. But what you can is, always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don't ever change for anybody in this world.

Merry time and merry you
Merry is the world for you
It's your birthday so enjoy your day
It's not an ordinary day
Feel extra love for this day
Feel so extra special today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

A very Happy Birthday to a person who is good-looking, intelligent, mature, understanding, knowledgeable and someone who reminds me so much about myself! Have a super-duper day! Lots and lots of love your way.

I do not want to wish a person like you
Whose so irritating and irrational in life
But I know that I am bonded with love
So that it has a time and tide
Happy birthday wish from me to you
So that you stay blessed forever in life
Don't mind what I said..You enjoy!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!