Funny Birthday messages

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

I was going to buy you an expensive present. But suddenly I realized that you've become old and I've bought you way too many Birthday gifts over the years. So this year, I'm sending you my warm wishes and a token of love. Happy Birthday!

Dream today you will have
A fun day ahead
Dream today that you will have
The most rocking party you can
Dream today that this be the
Most memorable day of your life
It's just a dream dear..Nothing true
Nothing so wise,
Ha-ha..Wishing happy birthday to you!

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

Hey come on, don't you complain that
You are getting old
Enjoy the time now
Have fun and throw a party
Invite all your friends along
Cut the cake and dance
Life does not give a second chance
So have fun my dear
Spread the birthday cheer
Happy birthday to you!

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

I know we haven't been in touch since a long time now. But I want to rekindle our friendship on your Birthday today so that I get to eat lots of cake. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

I was about to throw a party for you
I was about to do things you loved
I was about to get a cake
I was about to book a spa
I was about to get you a gift
But I could not do it
As I don't have time..haha
Happy birthday to you!

Why do you always expect so high
And wish that you could get the sky
The truth is it is always the other way
It's always that you get nothing
On your birthday..Ha-ha
Still wishing you a good day
A very happy birthday to you!

Getting older is lot of fun
You must know how you can be
Fit to remain that young at heart
Fit to remain that way from start
Getting older is so much fun
Only if you don't make faces oh dear
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy birthday to you!