Funny Birthday messages

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

On this birthday when you are growing older, I wish that a wisdom white hair pops out on your head soon. Happy Birthday.

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

I was going to buy you an expensive present. But suddenly I realized that you've become old and I've bought you way too many Birthday gifts over the years. So this year, I'm sending you my warm wishes and a token of love. Happy Birthday!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means? It means that you are getting older and wiser. Seems like you forgot all about the latter. Happy Birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.