Funny Birthday Quotes

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I hope that you give your friends a party
I hope that you give gifts to your family
I hope that you make everyone around feel special
Don't expect people to do it for you every time
May you have a wonderful birthday
With wishes and lots of smiles all your way
A very happy birthday to you!

I thought you would call everyone
I thought you would throw a party today
To let everyone know that
It's the super time and you are
Getting old my dear
So wishing you a very happy birthday
It is the time to turn the bay!
Have a very happy day!

Don't take on your heart my dear
I know that you have that fear
That what if you look so bad
With your growing age
Oh common don't get sad
Because there are many
Anti wrinkle creams in the market
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a nice day!

Birthday is way too special
Birthday is so much fun
I wish I could just tell you
That you look good in whatever you do
But I can't lie..So what if it is your birthday
You are and will remain silly..Ha-ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!