Funny Birthday Sayings

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

So what if you are getting old
Old is always the gold
Celebrate this day with a good cheer
Look around for near and dear
Have a gala time today
As it's the most amazing day
It's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

The moment you were born you were so amazed
Yes seriously, it took you whole
Two years to speak a sentence in life
Hahaha..Happy birthday!
God bless you!

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!

You are happy adding candles to your cake
But do you know that you are not
Getting younger,
You are getting rather older
So now, in some time you will add
Medicines to your boxes, ha ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Hope you have a fun filled day
Stay as you are. Keep smiling!

You are special do you know
About ten thousand people have their birthday today
But, I only wished you
Haha..That is so true
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.