Humorous Birthday Sayings

Congrats! You are one more step closer to gray hair, fallen teeth, skin with wrinkles and loss of memory.

Do you think that you are aging a bit faster,
Well, it is to do with so many birthdays that you celebrate
And, now another one is here,
Happy birthday to you!

Guess what I found out. Birthdays are awesome, research states that those people who have more birthdays tend to live longer! Aren't you happy?

Happy birthday with so much fun
You know you can't be the number one
So, why do you keep trying all the way
Anyway have an awesome day today
Happy birthday to you!

Have your birthday cake with an open heart today,
Forget about the calories,
Don't count them because this day
Comes once a year
So what if you are so fat
Lol..Happy birthday to you!

Hey its your birthday
So wishing you a great birthday
Don't worry because you are not getting older by the day
You are just increasing your value in life
Just be as you are
You can also shine like the star
Happy birthday!

I have heard in life that as you age you also get wisdom
You get a mind of your own
But I can't see that happen my friend
But still you have a heart of gold
So do whatever you want
Happy birthday to you!

It is said that age is strictly a case of mind over matter. In your case you have no mind anyway, so I'm sure it doesn't matter.

Let us celebrate the day you were born
Because that is day which will go down in history
No one is like you,
Because you are so silly in few,
Wish you happy birthday!

So big deal if you resemble a chimp and have the brain of a 2-year old? You are still my buddy and your birthday is still special.

So many birthdays come and go
So many times, you have known for sure
But you are stuck on your age
And with time you have lost your only grace
You need to come of your shell
And be what you really want to
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

The years come and years fly by
Hope you are enjoying this super ride
Of being young, no now old
Enjoy this to the core
so what if you are a little bore!
Happy birthday to you!

This year when you blow the candles on your cake, feel free to wish for everything you ever wished. For I have already made a deal with God for all your wishes to come true. After all you know how convincing I can be, right?

Time and tide do not wait for anybody
Then why are you lying about your age
You should have some shame my friend
Common tell your age and don't pretend
Yes you are the best in life's every test
Happy birthday to you!

While there are a few women who don't lie about their age, there are hardly any men who age theirs!

Whoever told you that birthdays were good days was obviously lying. You grow older on your birthday! What's so good about that?

Wish you the happiest birthday to the cartoon I know
I may not tell you but you prove to be dumb,
Ok..Now I am going all numb,
Happy birthday to you,
Stay blessed in life!

With your each birthday you are growing more
Silly and immature
With your each birthday, you are growing more funny
With your each birthday, you are losing your wisdom
Its time that you come to your original kingdom
Wishing you a great birthday
Happy birthday!