Humorous Birthday Wishes

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

I wish you get great gifts
I wish you have a great party
I wish that many friends with you
I wish that you get things in few
But my only wish for you is
That you don't feel so old and blue
Haha just kidding,
Wishing a happiest birthday to you!

I'm so glad that I have finally found a clown in you. Just kidding! I love you so much and just want you to know how much happiness you bring into my life and how much you mean to me. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

I've always thought of you as a young and dynamic personality. Your birthday reminds me of how old you actually are. Happy Birthday!

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

It feels so good to see you grown up so much.
P.S.: I'm not taking about mental growth!
Don't shoot me, just trying to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday to the most insane person I've ever met!

It is the time to celebrate with cheer
Wishing you well on your birthday oh dear
But don't dance so much be clear
You will fall with the sound know that
Your age is not the same
You do not have to blame
I am just kidding around
Wishing you Happy Birthday!

Let's celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.

No sentiments from my side
No sugar coated wishes
Not even notes to make you
Feel all nostalgic in life
Just a simple happy birthday
From my side
But not without you giving me a party
Do that with your smile
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

Oh God I am so worried about you
Won't you ask me why I am so worried
With your every birthday
You are getting older
So nothing is there to spread the cheer
Haha ,just be the way you are oh my dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a great day!

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

Surprising fact: 90% of those guys who miss your birthday won't forget the day your results are coming out! Just want to tell you I'm not one of them. Happy Birthday.

This Birthday was the easiest one to pick a gift for you. The obvious answer was makeup because now you will have to apply lots of it to hide your age. Just kidding. Happy Birthday dear!

Today I want to promise you
That I won't ever tell anyone
Your secret my dear friend
Are you wondering which secret I am
Talking about
Well, it has to do with your age
Haha..I won't tell anyone about your age
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Don't be a sage!

Whoever said that birthdays were nice days? First they put your favorite flavored dessert on fire, then as you're desperately trying to blow it off, they start clapping hands and singing! Rascals! Hehe just kidding. I wish you have a brilliant Birthday.