Humorous Birthday Wishes

You know you look the best
You know no one can beat you
You know that life goes in through
Then why do you think you are
Still in the state of trance by far
Look at the reality my dear
Because you are getting old..Have the fear
Wishing you Happiest Birthday!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You have such a great charm
You have such a great smile my friend
I want you to cherish the same
And it's all a matter of time
You are growing older you know
Why you are acting younger to show
Be as you look in life..haha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Your best birthday is a birthday
That has not arrived yet
So make new plans for you
Make yourself free too
As great days are coming through
Are you prepared for the same?
It starts with your name
Happy birthday to you!

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

I'm so glad that I have finally found a clown in you. Just kidding! I love you so much and just want you to know how much happiness you bring into my life and how much you mean to me. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

You look so old then why don't you admit
Look in the mirror and you will know
There are many wrinkles and lines to show
Accept it with grace now my dear
There is not much left to cheer
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy Birthday to you!

No sentiments from my side
No sugar coated wishes
Not even notes to make you
Feel all nostalgic in life
Just a simple happy birthday
From my side
But not without you giving me a party
Do that with your smile
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

Today I want to promise you
That I won't ever tell anyone
Your secret my dear friend
Are you wondering which secret I am
Talking about
Well, it has to do with your age
Haha..I won't tell anyone about your age
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Don't be a sage!

It is the time to celebrate with cheer
Wishing you well on your birthday oh dear
But don't dance so much be clear
You will fall with the sound know that
Your age is not the same
You do not have to blame
I am just kidding around
Wishing you Happy Birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means?
It means growing older
It means taking up more responsibility
It means acting mature
It means leaving all the childish fun behind
Do you still feel like celebrating?
If you do, don't forget to invite me
Happy Birthday!

I don't want to spoil your dreams
But things will remain this way
Nothing changes with change of style
Your age will remain the same
God bless you so much
Wishing you a very happy birthday
No, that is not much
There is more..Wait to know!

I wish you get great gifts
I wish you have a great party
I wish that many friends with you
I wish that you get things in few
But my only wish for you is
That you don't feel so old and blue
Haha just kidding,
Wishing a happiest birthday to you!

Having you considered growing up along with growing old? You'd better give that a thought! Happy Birthday!

Beautiful is your name and flattery is mine! Happy Birthday to you dear.