Humorous Birthday Wishes

I don't want to spoil your dreams
But things will remain this way
Nothing changes with change of style
Your age will remain the same
God bless you so much
Wishing you a very happy birthday
No, that is not much
There is more..Wait to know!

You know you are looking so different
Why are you looking so different
Did you change your look
There is something so different about you
Oh now I got the clue
You are one year older today
So age will naturally show
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

No sentiments from my side
No sugar coated wishes
Not even notes to make you
Feel all nostalgic in life
Just a simple happy birthday
From my side
But not without you giving me a party
Do that with your smile
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

Today I want to promise you
That I won't ever tell anyone
Your secret my dear friend
Are you wondering which secret I am
Talking about
Well, it has to do with your age
Haha..I won't tell anyone about your age
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Don't be a sage!

I wish you get great gifts
I wish you have a great party
I wish that many friends with you
I wish that you get things in few
But my only wish for you is
That you don't feel so old and blue
Haha just kidding,
Wishing a happiest birthday to you!

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!

You've been such a nice friend to me and given me 10 times more than what I have ever asked for. So on your birthday, all I want is a nice delicious treat. Remember 10 times more! Just kidding. Happy Birthday, buddy.

With age comes wisdom. Now all you need to find is the latter. Happy Birthday!

I know that I don't wish you well
I know that I make fun of you
I know that I also do things
To show off many times
But what will I do
Because you deserve all these things
Its best suited to you with time
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Surprising fact: 90% of those guys who miss your birthday won't forget the day your results are coming out! Just want to tell you I'm not one of them. Happy Birthday.

I'm so glad that I have finally found a clown in you. Just kidding! I love you so much and just want you to know how much happiness you bring into my life and how much you mean to me. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

Let's celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!