Get the funny Christmas messages right here. You can share/send them to your loved ones via Text/SMS, Email, Facebook, Whatsapp, IM or other social networking sites.
Pages :
Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?
Message copied!
Look the time is so wonderful When everything looks so pretty The magical Christmas vibe it is With things that look so beautiful May this Christmas be more merrier For you is my only wish for you Have a lovely Christmas time Merry Christmas to you!
Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
You know you look so cute You know that you can be the Santa You know you can do so much Then why do things off touch Enjoy the silly and naughty time As it's the perfect Christmas time Yes a perfect Christmas time Merry Christmas to you May God gives you what you wish for!
It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!
Stay blessed as it's the amazing Christmas time Stay blessed, as it is the super time When you will have some more food When you will have to swear in time Spend time with fun along With the pretty Christmas song Wishing you Merry Christmas Have an awesome time!
May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
Santa Claus has come to town, So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
Christmas is surely a cool time When all your money is up in the air Sure the cheer is there But there is a grudge of money too Forget it all my dear and through Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you and your family!
The bells are ringing clear and loud Look there is vibrancy in the crowd Feel that air and feel that vibe You will feel so good in life It's the magical Christmas time This is making a way in the heart Wishing you Merry Christmas With a happy thought!
