Funny Christmas Messages

Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!

You look the same like the Santa
You have the same expressions too
You can just feel the light
With things just not happening too
Hey feel the vibrancy in the air
Its spread here and every where
Merry Christmas to you
May God bless you
Have a wonderful Christmas too!

You know you look so cute
You know that you can be the Santa
You know you can do so much
Then why do things off touch
Enjoy the silly and naughty time
As it's the perfect Christmas time
Yes a perfect Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you
May God gives you what you wish for!

You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning, is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.

The feeling is so wonderful
Things are just so pretty
There is joy in every heart
It is indeed a special part
Christmas time is merry time
When there is joy every where
Merry Christmas to you my dear
Enjoy the time without fear
Let go of things and smile!

The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.

The bells are ringing clear and loud
Look there is vibrancy in the crowd
Feel that air and feel that vibe
You will feel so good in life
It's the magical Christmas time
This is making a way in the heart
Wishing you Merry Christmas
With a happy thought!

Stay blessed as it's the amazing Christmas time
Stay blessed, as it is the super time
When you will have some more food
When you will have to swear in time
Spend time with fun along
With the pretty Christmas song
Wishing you Merry Christmas
Have an awesome time!

Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!

People say that Santa will grant your wish
Go and check under that tree,
But from my childhood I could only see
My father and mother doing that for me
They are the real Santa for me
Merry Christmas to you and your family
With a Happy New Year glee!

May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Look the time is so wonderful
When everything looks so pretty
The magical Christmas vibe it is
With things that look so beautiful
May this Christmas be more merrier
For you is my only wish for you
Have a lovely Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!

Let us all rejoice on this day
It's the most splendid time
When hearts are so filled with love
When things are just so prime
Let us enjoy the spirit
The spirit of this jolly time
Yes the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!

It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!

Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?

If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.