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You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
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Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!
You look the same like the Santa You have the same expressions too You can just feel the light With things just not happening too Hey feel the vibrancy in the air Its spread here and every where Merry Christmas to you May God bless you Have a wonderful Christmas too!
Look the time is so wonderful When everything looks so pretty The magical Christmas vibe it is With things that look so beautiful May this Christmas be more merrier For you is my only wish for you Have a lovely Christmas time Merry Christmas to you!
A heart is always where the love is This Christmas a love that will stay Make things work in your favor And you will really find a way May this Christmas be more amazing for you Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way May all your wishes come true this day!
Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?
Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me....ah nah, forget it, I'll get it for myself!
Christmas is surely a cool time When all your money is up in the air Sure the cheer is there But there is a grudge of money too Forget it all my dear and through Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
Santa Claus has come to town, So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!
Stay blessed as it's the amazing Christmas time Stay blessed, as it is the super time When you will have some more food When you will have to swear in time Spend time with fun along With the pretty Christmas song Wishing you Merry Christmas Have an awesome time!
