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A heart is always where the love is This Christmas a love that will stay Make things work in your favor And you will really find a way May this Christmas be more amazing for you Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way May all your wishes come true this day!
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All I need this Christmas is your love All I need this Christmas is your compassion All I need this Christmas is peace All I need is that all stress be ceased So that Christmas be more merrier For you my pretty and for me Merry Christmas to you Have a loving day all through!
Another day when you will feel so blessed You will feel the light of life Another time when things will go Will gather in the whale of time Another time with happiness And good energy your way Wishing you Merry Christmas With good cheer all the way!
Celebrate with party on your mind Coz this season is one of a kind Drink your favorite wine And sing your favorite song aloud Just stay happy and smile at the crowd Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
Christmas is all about laughter and candies for children Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women But for some people it's all about credit card bills and expensive gifts Haha..But still it's so much fun Hey Christmas cheer has begun, Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
Christmas is such a special time Coz you get to eat lots of goodies You get to pull some pranks alike You get to smile and get away Hey! Christmas is surely a fun day So celebrate with all your cheer Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is surely a cool time When all your money is up in the air Sure the cheer is there But there is a grudge of money too Forget it all my dear and through Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me....ah nah, forget it, I'll get it for myself!
Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
