Funny Christmas Messages

It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!

I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!

The feeling is so wonderful
Things are just so pretty
There is joy in every heart
It is indeed a special part
Christmas time is merry time
When there is joy every where
Merry Christmas to you my dear
Enjoy the time without fear
Let go of things and smile!

You know you look so cute
You know that you can be the Santa
You know you can do so much
Then why do things off touch
Enjoy the silly and naughty time
As it's the perfect Christmas time
Yes a perfect Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you
May God gives you what you wish for!

You look the same like the Santa
You have the same expressions too
You can just feel the light
With things just not happening too
Hey feel the vibrancy in the air
Its spread here and every where
Merry Christmas to you
May God bless you
Have a wonderful Christmas too!

Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!

Look the time is so wonderful
When everything looks so pretty
The magical Christmas vibe it is
With things that look so beautiful
May this Christmas be more merrier
For you is my only wish for you
Have a lovely Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!

The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.

Let us all rejoice on this day
It's the most splendid time
When hearts are so filled with love
When things are just so prime
Let us enjoy the spirit
The spirit of this jolly time
Yes the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!

Stay blessed as it's the amazing Christmas time
Stay blessed, as it is the super time
When you will have some more food
When you will have to swear in time
Spend time with fun along
With the pretty Christmas song
Wishing you Merry Christmas
Have an awesome time!

Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!

Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!

All I need this Christmas is your love
All I need this Christmas is your compassion
All I need this Christmas is peace
All I need is that all stress be ceased
So that Christmas be more merrier
For you my pretty and for me
Merry Christmas to you
Have a loving day all through!

You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.