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You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
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Let us all rejoice on this day It's the most splendid time When hearts are so filled with love When things are just so prime Let us enjoy the spirit The spirit of this jolly time Yes the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you!
Christmas is surely a cool time When all your money is up in the air Sure the cheer is there But there is a grudge of money too Forget it all my dear and through Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you and your family!
All I need this Christmas is your love All I need this Christmas is your compassion All I need this Christmas is peace All I need is that all stress be ceased So that Christmas be more merrier For you my pretty and for me Merry Christmas to you Have a loving day all through!
Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
You look the same like the Santa You have the same expressions too You can just feel the light With things just not happening too Hey feel the vibrancy in the air Its spread here and every where Merry Christmas to you May God bless you Have a wonderful Christmas too!
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning, is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.
Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.
Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
People say that Santa will grant your wish Go and check under that tree, But from my childhood I could only see My father and mother doing that for me They are the real Santa for me Merry Christmas to you and your family With a Happy New Year glee!
Celebrate with party on your mind Coz this season is one of a kind Drink your favorite wine And sing your favorite song aloud Just stay happy and smile at the crowd Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is such a special time Coz you get to eat lots of goodies You get to pull some pranks alike You get to smile and get away Hey! Christmas is surely a fun day So celebrate with all your cheer Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Santa Claus has come to town, So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
