Funny Christmas Messages

Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me....ah nah, forget it, I'll get it for myself!

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!

Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!

Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!

Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.

Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?

Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!

You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!

Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!

The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.

Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!

If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.