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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." - By Jay Leno
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"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." - Author Unknown
"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger." - Robert Paul
"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.' - Robert Paul
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. - Larry Wilde
People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks? -Author Unknown
