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Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is the season to chill,
It's the season to drink some more
It is the season to smile all through
A feeling so good and new
Just be as you are this time
It is a jolly good Christmas time,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

May all the stars descend from heaven into your home. Here's wishing you a joyous Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

Merry Christmas to everybody who has a smile on their face and to those who have a unique grace! Stay blessed all the people!

My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you
It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift
Because I get a shock every day
When I read your Facebook status and update
Haha..I mean what I say,
Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.

Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

If you want to spread the cheer
Just sing along the songs my dear
Bless everyone on your way
Then you will have a super day
You will have a super Christmas time
Just as amazing time
Wishing you a merry Christmas time!

Christmas is about opening gifts
It is about opening of heart
It is about opening the wine
It is about opening the doors to loved ones
Christmas looks like an open occasion
When everyone has that smile
All the way and every while
Merry Christmas!

Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.

Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.

Oh Santa! Why don't you listen to me for once
And give me what I want for Christmas
I want lots of money and a thin figure
Last time you did the opposite thing
So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha!
Merry Christmas to you!