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Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
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This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and your favorite gifts. Merry Christmas.
Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
Oh Santa, I have been really awesome all through this year, Ok, I have been average this year, Ok, I have been just ok this year, Forget it I will buy my own gift...Haha! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.
Oh Santa! Why don't you listen to me for once And give me what I want for Christmas I want lots of money and a thin figure Last time you did the opposite thing So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha! Merry Christmas to you!
Merry Christmas to everybody who has a smile on their face and to those who have a unique grace! Stay blessed all the people!
Just like, what is sin without penance, What is Christmas without presents! May you receive loads of them. Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.
May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck to you.
This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and gifts. Merry Christmas.
Santa is on the way you know He may come so fast There are things that I need to do Not get in the process so vast Christmas is surely fun With all that cheer in the heart Wishing you an amazing Christmas time Have a super time This time just comes once a year!
Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!
If you want to spread the cheer Just sing along the songs my dear Bless everyone on your way Then you will have a super day You will have a super Christmas time Just as amazing time Wishing you a merry Christmas time!
I wish Santa brings along a memorable time and wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.
My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift Because I get a shock every day When I read your Facebook status and update Haha..I mean what I say, Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Dear Santa you know what I really want Then why do you come and flaunt And not give me the gifts that I need This Christmas I will stand on the door So that you can give me What I want..What I really wish and adore Will wait for you this Christmas!
Christmas is about opening gifts It is about opening of heart It is about opening the wine It is about opening the doors to loved ones Christmas looks like an open occasion When everyone has that smile All the way and every while Merry Christmas!
Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.
