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Christmas is the season to chill,
It's the season to drink some more
It is the season to smile all through
A feeling so good and new
Just be as you are this time
It is a jolly good Christmas time,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and your favorite gifts. Merry Christmas.

Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!

Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.

Oh Santa, I have been really awesome all through this year,
Ok, I have been average this year,
Ok, I have been just ok this year,
Forget it I will buy my own gift...Haha!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.

Dear Santa you know what I really want
Then why do you come and flaunt
And not give me the gifts that I need
This Christmas I will stand on the door
So that you can give me
What I want..What I really wish and adore
Will wait for you this Christmas!

I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!

Oh Santa! Why don't you listen to me for once
And give me what I want for Christmas
I want lots of money and a thin figure
Last time you did the opposite thing
So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha!
Merry Christmas to you!

Santa is on the way you know
He may come so fast
There are things that I need to do
Not get in the process so vast
Christmas is surely fun
With all that cheer in the heart
Wishing you an amazing Christmas time
Have a super time
This time just comes once a year!

Merry Christmas to everybody who has a smile on their face and to those who have a unique grace! Stay blessed all the people!

Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!

My only wish for Santa this year is
Classy things and awesome treats
I do not want any clothes all repeat
I am yearning for some good treats
Hope you are listening,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!