Humorous Christmas Quotes

I think I will be the Santa this year
Every year I ask for many things
And end up getting nothing in my list
So I will sneak out of my room
And make my Christmas memorable
Enough for me too
It's the Christmas fun so lovely too
Merry Christmas to you!

Once again we will get excited
With season's choicest delights
And more excited about the Christmas lights
With shopping at heavy discounts
Finding the right price
Once again we will celebrate the
Christmas night,
Merry Christmas!

One fat man will come to you
Ring the bell of your door too
He would quietly put you in a bag
And bring you to me Christmas
Because I have told Santa
That I want you as my Christmas gift
So don't you panic on this!

One should learn from Santa in life
He has the right idea and manners
No actually, he is so very kind
He just visits everyone once a year
That too with happiness and no fear
A perfect surprise for Christmas my dear
Happiest Christmas surprise with cheer!

People do not really love the mess created
In their homes day a night
But one mess they just love to create
And that is when one decorates the
Christmas tree in the night
A time with so much radiance
A time that is so much fun
Merry Christmas!

People get really get worried
That they have gained weight between
Christmas and the new year
Actually they should worry about the
Period till the new year
When they actually have lots of stuff
Merry Christmas to you!

Santa I am taking up your role
Because I like that sledge on the snow
I will give all the gifts as you
I will spread the happiness along
You have grown so old now
And I know I am much strong
Wishing a Merry Christmas to you!