Funny Get Well Soon Messages

Its really sad that you are not well
It's sad that you aren't at your best
But this is just a small phase my friend
As you will pass this test
Like you used to do when you were fine
I don't want to tell anything that is unkind
Ok, in short let me tell you this
That get well pretty soon my buddy
You are truly missed!

Look at yourself in that mirror
My God you look so pale and you look so dull
And you have lost oodles of weight
You look as if you are all gone for the sake
But my friend this is just a temporary break
Coz you are going to get well pretty soon
So don't think so much and take rest
Life each day gives a new test
Take care and recover pretty soon!

You know that you are not the only one whose sick,
Even I feel sick when you are sick in life,
And the thought really makes me sick because you are sick,
Okay enough of sick,
Get well soon, really soon,
Take care dear!

It must not be feeling like you are in the hospital, especially when the doctor is so hot. Lucky you!

I just can't control my laughter you know
I have a reason..don't know how to tell you
Hey I think you have stopped eating apples
Haven't you heard an apple a day keeps a doc away
So start taking them and be alright
Life for you will be more bright
Get out of that bed my dear
You will get on with your lost cheer
Get well soon and take care!

Hey I am truly missing your silly talks
And I am missing your silly faces
I am missing the crazy things you did
And I am missing your phrases
I wish that you get well soon
So that I can see you doing what you do
You are funny and miss that too
Take care and wish you a speedy recovery
Get well too soon!

It is indeed sorry to see you in this state my dear
But change is good sometimes you know
Look you were crying that you don't get peace
And now you are in the hospital bed to cease
So enjoy your peace and be all good
Things will be good for you touch wood
Hope for a speedy recovery so that you are fine
Get well too soon my dear..Without you there is no cheer
In my life!