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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook. - Anonymous
From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties
and things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us! - Scottish Saying
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Halloween is huge in my house
and we really get into the "spirits" of things. - Dee Snider
Halloween was confusing.
All my life my parents said,
Never take candy from strangers,
And then they dressed me up and said,
Go beg for it, I didn't know what to do!
I'd knock on people's doors and go,
'Trick or treat'No thank you. - Rita runder
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers". And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it". I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat". "No thank you".
I put the costume on and said 'It's not very comfortable,
but it looks amazing', so it's all good. - Chris Hemsworth
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
I would rather sit on a pumpkin
and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
It's Halloween and hopefully you people
that partied last night didn't wake
next to something scary this morning. - Anonymous
On Halloween, the parents sent
their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
The older you get, the harder it is to find
someone willing to share a horse costume with you. - Anonymous
The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
This Halloween the most popular mask
is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy
you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien