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I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
-Jennifer Love Hewitt

I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.
-Vanessa Hudgens

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
-Jim Bishop

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
-Kristin Davis

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
-Michelle Landry

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
-Susan Healy

I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
-David Gallagher

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!
-Andie MacDowell

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
-Luke Wilson

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-Mae West

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.
-Sex and the City

One good thing about Internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
-Anonymous Author

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
-Garry Shandling

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
-Britney Spears

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.
-Shia LaBeouf

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
-Jenny McCarthy

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
-Carl Gustav Jung

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax - deductible.
-Andy Warhol

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Leibman

Sleep with a guy once and before you know it, he wants to take you to dinner!
-Mires Yori

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
-Leonardo DiCaprio

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.
-Torrie Wilson

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-Mike Binder

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'
-John Lennon

My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.
-Catherine Ladman

Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it.
-Anonymous Author

Good - looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
-Martha Beck

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