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I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
-Jenny Eclair
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
-Helen Rowland
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
-Anonymous Author
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
-Mignon McLaughlin
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
-Henry Louis Mencken
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
-Ella Harris
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
-Anonymous Author
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
-Martin H. Fischer
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
-Mignon McLaughlin
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
-Mignon McLaughlin
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.
-Arthur Helps
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
-Robin Williams
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
-Bruce Willis
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
-Anonymous Author
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
-Maureen Murphy
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-Frank McKinney Hubbard
Well, i will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
-William Shakespeare
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