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Women are never disarmed by compliments, men always are.
-Oscar Wilde
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
-Lana Turner
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
-Helen Rowland
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
-Anonymous Author
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
-Helen Rowland
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
-Francesca M. Cancian
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
-Oscar Wilde
The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
-Germaine Greer
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-Jean Kerr
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
-Golda Meir
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
-Lupe Velez
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
-Katherine Whitehorn
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
-Lenore Coffee
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.
-Jason Love
Sometimes i wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
-Katharine Hepburn
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.
-Anonymous Author
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
-Knights of Pythagoras
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