Murphy's Laws Quotes Slideshow

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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
-Hanlon's Razor
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
-Weber's Definition
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Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
-Finagle's Eighth Rule
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Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.
-Law of the Individual
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Life is too serious to be taken very seriously.
-Jilly and Rob's Conclusion
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Everything takes longer than you think.
-Murphy's Law
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-Murphy's Law
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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-Sturgeon's Law
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If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
-Murphy's Law
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Whatever happens, look as if you intended it to happen.
-First Rule of Acting
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No two identical parts are alike.
-Beach's Law
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There is no limit to how bad things can get.
-Hane's Law
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Every solution breeds new problems.
-Murphy's Law
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Doing it the hard way is always easier.
-Murphy's Paradox
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Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
-Howe's Law
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If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
-Patry's Law
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You can't fall off the floor.
-Paul's Law
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
-Murphy's Law
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
-Murphy's Constant
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If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
-Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy
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Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. You are never given enough time or money.
-Lerman's Law of Technology
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If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
-Rogers' Law
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If you can keep your head when everyone about you is losing his, then you just don't understand the problem.
-Evans' Law
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Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
-The Murphy Philosophy
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If anything can go wrong, it will.
-Murphy's Law
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