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Each day as you thank for all the things
That you truly want and have in life
Each day as you thank for things you want
Things that make you happy
Today is the Thanksgiving Day
So thank big and wonderful today
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
'We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.'
-George Carlin
Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!
'Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.'
-P. J. O'Rourke
It is truly an emotional time
When you find so many things in prime
People greeting people
Many people staying in line
Just to get that taste of the dinner
Just to get that vibe
Of thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
So many dinners
So many things on the plate
But the best is turkey
That is my food and fate
Thanksgiving is indeed a special time
So let us celebrate with cheer
Happy Thanksgiving to all oh dear!
The circle full of love and longing
There is everything to share
This thanksgiving I want to tell
That things are there to care
So this thanksgiving will be fun
With the company of family and friends
Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone!
May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
'My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.'
-Phyllis Diller
This day have a loving smile on your face
Think about things that make you happy
Think about everything that will reflect upon
But hey don't forget to think about the
The poor turkey on your plate
Finish it off too soon and you will
Have a great time this Thanksgiving day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!
'Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.'
-Johnny Carson
'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.'
-Michael Dresser
It is an emotional time I know
All the emotions left to show
Thanksgiving is a time to love
And have lots of food in store
Do not forget to thank all
Who made yummy thanksgiving dinner
For all
Happy Thanksgiving day to all!
On this thanksgiving day,
I am really thankful to all the people
Who have made my life so perfect
Thankful to all the situations
That bought a smile on my face
Thankful to every bit
As it's a wonderful Thanksgiving day!