Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

'We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.'
-George Carlin

'My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.'
-Phyllis Diller

What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!

The circle full of love and longing
There is everything to share
This thanksgiving I want to tell
That things are there to care
So this thanksgiving will be fun
With the company of family and friends
Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone!

'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.'
-Michael Dresser

It is truly an emotional time
When you find so many things in prime
People greeting people
Many people staying in line
Just to get that taste of the dinner
Just to get that vibe
Of thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

'There is no sincerer love than the love of food.'
-George Bernard Shaw

Each day as you thank for all the things
That you truly want and have in life
Each day as you thank for things you want
Things that make you happy
Today is the Thanksgiving Day
So thank big and wonderful today
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thanksgiving is also a relaxing holiday
When you celebrate with family
So many things and changes to see
To all that the heart wants to see
A perfect dinner time it is
Thanksgiving is a time to have fun
Happy Thanksgiving to you
See all things new!

Thanksgiving can be a good time
To meet people around and family
And it's also a wonderful time
To get close to the turkey
This thanksgiving have all the fun
Happy Thanksgiving day to you!

May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

'A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.'
-Kin Hubbard

'I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'
-Jon Stewart

Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

On this thanksgiving day,
I am really thankful to all the people
Who have made my life so perfect
Thankful to all the situations
That bought a smile on my face
Thankful to every bit
As it's a wonderful Thanksgiving day!

As we express gratitude this day
We must not forget about the turkey
Who also gave a life to be on this plate
So thanks to the wonderful turkey
And the pumpkin too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

It is an emotional time I know
All the emotions left to show
Thanksgiving is a time to love
And have lots of food in store
Do not forget to thank all
Who made yummy thanksgiving dinner
For all
Happy Thanksgiving day to all!

Let the stuffing of turkey be good
Let the pumpkin be great touch wood
Let the dinner turn out to be great
That is the reason thanksgiving is great
Happy thanksgiving to every one
Around and every where
It's a great time to thank all
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all!