Funny Whatsapp Status

All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.

Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.

Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.

Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!

This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!

It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.

Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.

You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.

I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.

I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.

You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!

Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!

I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.

I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.

I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.

Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.

If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!

Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.