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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.
I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!
Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!
You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!
Just imagine that I have told you many things
Many things in your appreciation
I have given you many compliments so true
I have said all good things about you
Just imagine and be happy too
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.
You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous