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I want to thank Facebook On your special day my friend It notified me that it is your birthday Otherwise, I always forget this day Ok let me tell you through That I too love you So don't feel so sad Haha..Happiest birthday to you I pray that God truly blesses you!
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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.' - J. P. Sears.
Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.' - Joan Rivers.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.' - Anthony Powell.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!' - Lucille Ball.
Another new year for you Another stock of anti aging creams Another way of keeping yourself young Haha..Grow up and declare your true age Don't behave like you are a sage Happiest birthday wish to you Stay happy and have fun too!
'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.' - Mary Schmich.
May you live so long that your tooth falls down May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen May you live long and till your vision is gone May you live long to be so strong Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled Wishing you a very happy birthday Stay blessed you too!
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.' - Anonymous
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.' - W.C. Fields.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.' - Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.' - Anonymous
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
You are so very gorgeous You have a lovely charm Actually you are truly wonderful And your heart is pretty beautiful You are the best things happened to me Imagine these things that I told Because it's never going to come from me Happiest birthday to you!
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.' - John Grier.
Oh one more birthday down and out One more tie you will flaunt The things that make you look silly The things that don't suit you well Still you will show off and will not dwell Ok ..Do as you like doing the most Let me raise the toast Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?. - Billie Burke.
