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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
-Jon Stewart
It is such a nice feeling being in love
It's such a nice feeling celebrating valentines
With someone whose so close to you
And with someone whose going to annoy
You the rest of your life
Yes you heard that right my dear
Spread the love this valentines with cheer
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine is the perfect time
To screw someone you love
Like there are many ways to annoy
And tell someone yes you love them
But it can also be so much of fun
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
I love you more than my iPhone
I love you more than my watch my love
I love you more than my passions in life
I think it's enough for our love to survive
Valentine's Day is special for you and me
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
-Author Unknown
Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
-Mo Rocca
This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don't need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don't want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!
I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
-Author Unknown
14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it's simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
-Greg Giraldo
Do not forget to leave your office
Early in the day of valentine
You may be single for sure
But let people actually think
That you have a date for yourself
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Valentines is funny actually
The whole year people keep fighting
Couples fight so much being in love
And it's on valentine's day
That they express their love for each other
Just one day..ha-ha
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
Love is that game which is played
By two lovers and two people
But in the end there is no result
As it's tough to know who won all through
Love is that game where no one does win
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven't had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!