Funny Get Well Soon Messages

I am sending you a get well soon card my dear
Well I think my message would be loud and clear
That life is missing you and all the fun
For us you were like our number one
So leave that hospital bed of yours
And join for things that we do
Get out of that mood so dull and blue
Take care and get well soon
Hope for a quick recovery!

Look at yourself in that mirror
My God you look so pale and you look so dull
And you have lost oodles of weight
You look as if you are all gone for the sake
But my friend this is just a temporary break
Coz you are going to get well pretty soon
So don't think so much and take rest
Life each day gives a new test
Take care and recover pretty soon!

Its really sad that you are not well
It's sad that you aren't at your best
But this is just a small phase my friend
As you will pass this test
Like you used to do when you were fine
I don't want to tell anything that is unkind
Ok, in short let me tell you this
That get well pretty soon my buddy
You are truly missed!

I will try to make you smile once you are
Out from that hospital bed my dear
I know half of the time you live in some
Kind of fear, just kidding don't mind my dear
I just want that you stay happy and fit
And recover too soon and be all fine
Get well soon and take care it's just a matter of some time!

Hey what happened to you?
I need you to get well really soon,
So that we can continue our gossip about life,
I know you are bored,
So, sleep well and take care,
Get well soon!

I hope that you will recover soon
I am really fed up of coming to the hospital
And looking at patients around
Well your face is also similar as the others
Haha..Just want that you get well soon
And join the fun with us my dear
Common it's not so tough..You can do it
Get well soon and take care of yourself!

You will be up in no time my dear,
Why are you dreading or that fear,
Coz things will be alright for you,
Wishing a speedy recovery to you,
Smile because you will be alright!

Hey, I am so happy that you are sick,
Don't get me wrong,
Now, you will sleep early so,
You would bug me a much less in life,
Haha..
Get well soon my dear,
Coz you need to smile and cheer!

I miss the time when you paid my bill
I miss your honest approach in things
I miss you taking the blame for me
I miss you being always there for me
So why don't you get well soon and end this
On a positive note my friend
Ha-ha...hope you recover fast
And don't you pretend...take care of yourself!

You know what you were my true partner in crime
And I want to confess that I missing you big time
So I pray that you get well soon and be alright
So that we can start from what we left behind
Take care as I wish you a speedy recovery
Everything will be too fine!

Looks like you are doing this on purpose
Your healing time is taking longer than it should be
Hey stop pretending and be alright
You would lose on things in sight
Wish you a speedy recovery as I pray that you
Get well pretty soon in life, wish you would!
Take care of yourself!

I heard that you aren't well,
Hey! you don't need to dwell,
Coz this is your temporary phase,
You would be alright to run the race,
Of life again,
So get well soon my dear!

How are you coping up you restless soul
I know that you can't sit at one place
I know that there is no one besides you now
So why not take rest and get well soon
Instead of just cribbing all day without reason
Get well soon and you should do that
Coz I am missing all the fun with you
Take care oh dear...see you soon!

Sometime its pretty good to recharge your battery
it's good to re energize and revitalize
You have that moment today my friend
So you need to just sit back and relax with time
Oh yes I forgot to tell you that you need to get well soon
As we need to talk a lot about things
Take care and I wish you a speedy recovery!

Congratulations you are officially sick! Enjoy the holidays. Relax a lot. And come back soon so that we also get the opportunity to fall ill.

Hey I am truly missing your silly talks
And I am missing your silly faces
I am missing the crazy things you did
And I am missing your phrases
I wish that you get well soon
So that I can see you doing what you do
You are funny and miss that too
Take care and wish you a speedy recovery
Get well too soon!

Look it is a simple theory, if you rest on the bed for
Too long, you will forget that you were strong
You will forget what was on your mind
And you will grow fatter with time
Might as well you should just be all right
So that you don't have to suffer a kind
Get well pretty soon my dear
Take care and keep no fear
You will recover well and soon!

Whenever I come to meet you
Your fever just shoots up my dear
I think it has to do with my hotness quotient
Haha..I am just kidding, don't come and hit me
I know you cannot do that also..ha-ha
On a serious note, I wish you well
I wish that you get well soon
And don't sit on that bed and dwell
Take care and all the best for your speedy recovery!