Funny Birthday Greetings

How many times you have celebrated your birthday?
How many times you have lied about your age
Common that is not the real you
Get going and come all through
This is the season to feel new
Have an amazing day
Wish you a very happy birthday!

A very Happy Birthday to a person who is good-looking, intelligent, mature, understanding, knowledgeable and someone who reminds me so much about myself! Have a super-duper day! Lots and lots of love your way.

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!

I do not want to wish a person like you
Whose so irritating and irrational in life
But I know that I am bonded with love
So that it has a time and tide
Happy birthday wish from me to you
So that you stay blessed forever in life
Don't mind what I said..You enjoy!

Well, you can't stop the number of candles from increasing. But what you can is, always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don't ever change for anybody in this world.

Birthday barks and birthday meows to my friend who looks like a over-fed cow! A very very Happy and crazy Birthday to you. May you have all the insane fun that you dream about on your birthday. Xoxo

It is a proven fact you know
That the more birthdays you celebrate
The more cakes you cut and late
Will take you a step closer to your death date
Got scared...wish you an amazing birthday!
Have a super day!

My only wish for you on your birthday is
That you live till all your teeth fall apart
You live till you can't stand tall
And you live till you are dead..haha
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

You are such a sweetheart my dear
You are such a polite soul
You are such kind with your ways
You are such a darling in life
Oh I wish I could tell all this about you
But none the less, here is wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing time and day
You are sweet and you know it well!

I promise to keep your age a secret, if you promise to share your cake with me. Consider it a deal. And yes, mention not! Happy Birthday. Xoxo

Happy birthday to my cutie pie and sweet pie
Today look at the sky,
And see the brightness for the day
Oh my cup cake love you so much
I want you to enjoy your day!
Have a super fun birthday!
Happy birthday!

Every year when I see your funny face
I just want to laugh aloud
But some things happen and I know
That I really can feel and show
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing day!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

Even before the sun rises or the before the cock does the first crow, I want to be the first one to wish you a very Happy and Joyful Birthday. May your happy days be outnumbered.

Happy Birthday oldie! At your age, birthday cakes are not good for you. You may just end up gaining some harmful extra pounds. So why don't you share it with me? Er, no need to thank me! What are friends for! Xoxoxoxox

Please do get a new hair cut my dear
Please get a new makeover for yourself
Otherwise people will not recognize you
In your own party today
Hope you have a loving day
Common I was just joking with you
Wishing you a very happy birthday
God bless you!