Funny Birthday Quotes

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

Hey, it is your birthday today
So let me wish you well for this day
Don't lose hope and you will get
Everything that is on your mind
Be pleasant and be some kind
Is my birthday wish for you
I know that you will not do
Whatever I told you
Anyways, Happy birthday to you!

Hey it's your amazing birthday
So let me shout
Because you are out of the crowd
You are too good to be true
Happy birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Anonymous

I have made a lovely birthday cake for you
I have bought so many candles for the cake
But now I am worried about the blowing part
There are so many that you may need a fire brigade
Common dear don't hide your age..ha-ha
Everyone is aware of the same
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

It will be a funny moment
When on your birthday
You will look into the mirror
And get amazed yourself
Happy birthday!

Hey why are you disheartened you don't need to be
There are many things that will let you see
No need to worry if you are growing old
There are many stories left untold
Just stay as you are and you will know
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Common get that glow!
As you need to spread that cheer!

You can't really stop your age
It will show on your face,
But you can stop the way you want to look
So, try it today
Happy birthday!

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
- Branch Rickey

Happy birthday to a cartoon I know
I may not really show
But, you look like one
Oh that was just for fun
Happy birthday!

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn

Another year has gone with the wind
Another year has gone along
But hey, don't you lose hope
Because you have to be strong
So what if you are getting old
You still have that scope
To look good as you look now..ha-ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Birthdays are a fun way to eat more cake,
Birthdays are a fun way to enjoy more
Birthdays are a fun way to stay happy
Wish you a happy birthday!

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
- Steven Wright

I request you to smile so bright
I request you to spread the light
Won't you ask me why?
Because your teeth will fall soon
So you better do what you wish for
Age will not stay this way my dear
Spread across the birthday cheer
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

Look another year has just passed by,
Another way to start with joy
Things have changed for sure now
As you are not the same anymore
I mean you are all grown up now
So wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra awesome day!

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!
- Unknown