Funny Birthday Quotes

Birthday is way too special
Birthday is so much fun
I wish I could just tell you
That you look good in whatever you do
But I can't lie..So what if it is your birthday
You are and will remain silly..Ha-ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You can't really stop your age
It will show on your face,
But you can stop the way you want to look
So, try it today
Happy birthday!

Look another year has just passed by,
Another way to start with joy
Things have changed for sure now
As you are not the same anymore
I mean you are all grown up now
So wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra awesome day!

Happy birthday to a cartoon I know
I may not really show
But, you look like one
Oh that was just for fun
Happy birthday!

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
- Steven Wright

I hope that you give your friends a party
I hope that you give gifts to your family
I hope that you make everyone around feel special
Don't expect people to do it for you every time
May you have a wonderful birthday
With wishes and lots of smiles all your way
A very happy birthday to you!

I have made a lovely birthday cake for you
I have bought so many candles for the cake
But now I am worried about the blowing part
There are so many that you may need a fire brigade
Common dear don't hide your age..ha-ha
Everyone is aware of the same
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I request you to smile so bright
I request you to spread the light
Won't you ask me why?
Because your teeth will fall soon
So you better do what you wish for
Age will not stay this way my dear
Spread across the birthday cheer
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn

Another year has gone with the wind
Another year has gone along
But hey, don't you lose hope
Because you have to be strong
So what if you are getting old
You still have that scope
To look good as you look now..ha-ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!
- Unknown

It will be a funny moment
When on your birthday
You will look into the mirror
And get amazed yourself
Happy birthday!

I thought you would call everyone
I thought you would throw a party today
To let everyone know that
It's the super time and you are
Getting old my dear
So wishing you a very happy birthday
It is the time to turn the bay!
Have a very happy day!

Birthdays are a fun way to eat more cake,
Birthdays are a fun way to enjoy more
Birthdays are a fun way to stay happy
Wish you a happy birthday!

Don't take on your heart my dear
I know that you have that fear
That what if you look so bad
With your growing age
Oh common don't get sad
Because there are many
Anti wrinkle creams in the market
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a nice day!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni