Funny Birthday Sayings

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Many fail to see a good reason to celebrate birthdays, may be because they fear death. After all, every birthday is one more step closer to mortality. Anyways, Happy Birthday. I am glad it is your birthday.

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

Birthday is actually good for you
The more birthdays you have in your life
The more you have to strive
I mean you will live much longer
Happy birthday!

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

The moment you were born you were so amazed
Yes seriously, it took you whole
Two years to speak a sentence in life
Hahaha..Happy birthday!
God bless you!

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!

You are special do you know
About ten thousand people have their birthday today
But, I only wished you
Haha..That is so true
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Growing up is so important and it is mandatory too
But, growing up is emotional and it is optional too
So, what is your choice
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Better dress well on your birthday party
Do not dress up as you are so clumsy
It is your birthday so do smile today
Do not show your boring and dull face this day
Hope you have an awesome time
Hope you have a good time
As it's a great day for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Just kidding with you..Ha-ha!