Funny Birthday Sayings

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

It's a simple thing to know
You should forget your past
Because past cannot be changed
And also your present
Which I have not got you today
Haha..Still wishing you a happy day
Happy birthday to you!

Better dress well on your birthday party
Do not dress up as you are so clumsy
It is your birthday so do smile today
Do not show your boring and dull face this day
Hope you have an awesome time
Hope you have a good time
As it's a great day for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Just kidding with you..Ha-ha!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

Old age has many benefits in life
Its high time you should think about getting old
How many more ways are you going to adopt
To stay young when you are actually not
Haha I was just kidding this day
Because it's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

The moment you were born you were so amazed
Yes seriously, it took you whole
Two years to speak a sentence in life
Hahaha..Happy birthday!
God bless you!

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!

Many fail to see a good reason to celebrate birthdays, may be because they fear death. After all, every birthday is one more step closer to mortality. Anyways, Happy Birthday. I am glad it is your birthday.

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

Birthday is actually good for you
The more birthdays you have in your life
The more you have to strive
I mean you will live much longer
Happy birthday!

It is hard to believe that you are still young
Your official documents say something else
Ok please tell me about your Botox sessions
And things you do to stay young
Haha I was just kidding with you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!

How do you manage to look so young?
How do you manage to hide your age?
Well I know that you are not a sage
So, why don't you tell the world my dear
What is actually your age?
Spread the birthday cheer
Wishing you a lovely birthday
Happy birthday to you!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Growing up is so important and it is mandatory too
But, growing up is emotional and it is optional too
So, what is your choice
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!