Funny Birthday Sayings

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

So what if you are getting old
Old is always the gold
Celebrate this day with a good cheer
Look around for near and dear
Have a gala time today
As it's the most amazing day
It's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Haha..what I am laughing at you
This Year you will have another wrinkle
This year you will have another blemish
This year you will have another age spot
So celebrate this year with a smile
It's your birthday be happy all the while
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Many fail to see a good reason to celebrate birthdays, may be because they fear death. After all, every birthday is one more step closer to mortality. Anyways, Happy Birthday. I am glad it is your birthday.

Growing up is so important and it is mandatory too
But, growing up is emotional and it is optional too
So, what is your choice
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Better dress well on your birthday party
Do not dress up as you are so clumsy
It is your birthday so do smile today
Do not show your boring and dull face this day
Hope you have an awesome time
Hope you have a good time
As it's a great day for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Just kidding with you..Ha-ha!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

Birthday is a great time to unwind
Its the day when you actually think
Stop for a moment and take time out
A thought just sticks to your mind
That hey I am getting old
But the spirit of birthday remains the same
Happiest birthday wish to you!

How do you manage to look so young?
How do you manage to hide your age?
Well I know that you are not a sage
So, why don't you tell the world my dear
What is actually your age?
Spread the birthday cheer
Wishing you a lovely birthday
Happy birthday to you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

Old age has many benefits in life
Its high time you should think about getting old
How many more ways are you going to adopt
To stay young when you are actually not
Haha I was just kidding this day
Because it's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!