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Oh one more birthday down and out One more tie you will flaunt The things that make you look silly The things that don't suit you well Still you will show off and will not dwell Ok ..Do as you like doing the most Let me raise the toast Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.' - John Grier.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.' - Anonymous
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.' - W.C. Fields.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.' - Robert Orben.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.' - Robert Frost
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.' - Robert Frost
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.' - J. P. Sears.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!' - Lucille Ball.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.' - Ogden Nash.
You look the same over the years You don't have tension or fear I only know what your real age is, Will stay quiet if you give me a treat You look so young but you are so old You have a pure heart of gold Wishing you a very happy birthday!
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.' - Anonymous
Popping pills won't help you along Not listening to crazy hip hop songs Aging creams will not work so well Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell You have a long way to go Only if you are prepared to really show What your real age is Happy birthday to you May God bless you!
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.' - Anthony Powell.
Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.' - Anonymous
May you live so long that your tooth falls down May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen May you live long and till your vision is gone May you live long to be so strong Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled Wishing you a very happy birthday Stay blessed you too!
