Humorous Birthday Quotes

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
- Jack Benny.

You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!

Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous

Another new year for you
Another stock of anti aging creams
Another way of keeping yourself young
Haha..Grow up and declare your true age
Don't behave like you are a sage
Happiest birthday wish to you
Stay happy and have fun too!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.

May you live so long that your tooth falls down
May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen
May you live long and till your vision is gone
May you live long to be so strong
Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Stay blessed you too!

I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!

You look the same over the years
You don't have tension or fear
I only know what your real age is,
Will stay quiet if you give me a treat
You look so young but you are so old
You have a pure heart of gold
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Oh one more birthday down and out
One more tie you will flaunt
The things that make you look silly
The things that don't suit you well
Still you will show off and will not dwell
Ok ..Do as you like doing the most
Let me raise the toast
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.'
- J. P. Sears.

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.'
- Tom Stoppard.