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You look the same over the years You don't have tension or fear I only know what your real age is, Will stay quiet if you give me a treat You look so young but you are so old You have a pure heart of gold Wishing you a very happy birthday!
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'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.' - Mary Schmich.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.' - Robert Frost
Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.' - Joan Rivers.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.' - Robert Orben.
May you live so long that your tooth falls down May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen May you live long and till your vision is gone May you live long to be so strong Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled Wishing you a very happy birthday Stay blessed you too!
I want to thank Facebook On your special day my friend It notified me that it is your birthday Otherwise, I always forget this day Ok let me tell you through That I too love you So don't feel so sad Haha..Happiest birthday to you I pray that God truly blesses you!
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.' - Jack Benny.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.' - Ogden Nash.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.' - Anthony Powell.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.' - W.C. Fields.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.' - Anonymous
Just imagine that I have told you many things Many things in your appreciation I have given you many compliments so true I have said all good things about you Just imagine and be happy too Wishing a very happy birthday to you Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
You tell people that you are twenty Plus taxes and shipping But I know your real age my dear Ok I won't real it to anyone Spread the love and cheer Sing the birthday song I know you have grown to be strong Wishing you a very happy birthday Have a blessed day!
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.' - Robert Frost
Oh one more birthday down and out One more tie you will flaunt The things that make you look silly The things that don't suit you well Still you will show off and will not dwell Ok ..Do as you like doing the most Let me raise the toast Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
