Humorous Birthday Quotes

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
- Jack Benny.

Another new year for you
Another stock of anti aging creams
Another way of keeping yourself young
Haha..Grow up and declare your true age
Don't behave like you are a sage
Happiest birthday wish to you
Stay happy and have fun too!

'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.'
- Mary Schmich.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.

Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.'
- Joan Rivers.

You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

Oh one more birthday down and out
One more tie you will flaunt
The things that make you look silly
The things that don't suit you well
Still you will show off and will not dwell
Ok ..Do as you like doing the most
Let me raise the toast
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

Just imagine that I have told you many things
Many things in your appreciation
I have given you many compliments so true
I have said all good things about you
Just imagine and be happy too
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Haha..Have a blessed day and new!

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.