Humorous Birthday Quotes

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.'
- J. P. Sears.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.

Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!

Just imagine that I have told you many things
Many things in your appreciation
I have given you many compliments so true
I have said all good things about you
Just imagine and be happy too
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Haha..Have a blessed day and new!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost