Humorous Birthday Quotes

Oh one more birthday down and out
One more tie you will flaunt
The things that make you look silly
The things that don't suit you well
Still you will show off and will not dwell
Ok ..Do as you like doing the most
Let me raise the toast
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

Popping pills won't help you along
Not listening to crazy hip hop songs
Aging creams will not work so well
Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell
You have a long way to go
Only if you are prepared to really show
What your real age is
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.'
- W.C. Fields.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

You look the same over the years
You don't have tension or fear
I only know what your real age is,
Will stay quiet if you give me a treat
You look so young but you are so old
You have a pure heart of gold
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!