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'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.' - Mary Schmich.
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You are so very gorgeous You have a lovely charm Actually you are truly wonderful And your heart is pretty beautiful You are the best things happened to me Imagine these things that I told Because it's never going to come from me Happiest birthday to you!
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.' - Jack Benny.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.' - Anonymous
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.' - Robert Orben.
You tell people that you are twenty Plus taxes and shipping But I know your real age my dear Ok I won't real it to anyone Spread the love and cheer Sing the birthday song I know you have grown to be strong Wishing you a very happy birthday Have a blessed day!
Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.' - Anonymous
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
I want to thank Facebook On your special day my friend It notified me that it is your birthday Otherwise, I always forget this day Ok let me tell you through That I too love you So don't feel so sad Haha..Happiest birthday to you I pray that God truly blesses you!
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.' - Robert Frost
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.' - Anthony Powell.
