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'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.' - Mary Schmich.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.' - Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.' - Anonymous
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.' - Anonymous
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?. - Billie Burke.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.' - Jack Benny.
Another new year for you Another stock of anti aging creams Another way of keeping yourself young Haha..Grow up and declare your true age Don't behave like you are a sage Happiest birthday wish to you Stay happy and have fun too!
Don't feel bad or weird about how you look Don't feel bad about the way You only have to smile one day Rest everyone knows you are so boring Ok I think it's enough for today May you have an awesome day A very happy birthday!
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.' - Anthony Powell.
I want to thank Facebook On your special day my friend It notified me that it is your birthday Otherwise, I always forget this day Ok let me tell you through That I too love you So don't feel so sad Haha..Happiest birthday to you I pray that God truly blesses you!
Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.' - Anonymous
Just imagine that I have told you many things Many things in your appreciation I have given you many compliments so true I have said all good things about you Just imagine and be happy too Wishing a very happy birthday to you Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.' - J. P. Sears.
Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.' - Joan Rivers.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.' - Ogden Nash.
May you live so long that your tooth falls down May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen May you live long and till your vision is gone May you live long to be so strong Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled Wishing you a very happy birthday Stay blessed you too!
