Humorous Birthday Wishes

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

Growing up with every birthday is the state of the body not the mind. So remember that the next time someone tells you that you're grown up on your birthday. Happy birthday, oldie.

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You have such a great charm
You have such a great smile my friend
I want you to cherish the same
And it's all a matter of time
You are growing older you know
Why you are acting younger to show
Be as you look in life..haha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Have you ever looked in the mirror?
You felt so dull you know
It seems like age is taking over you
Now you have to make a choice
Whether to feel young
Or to make many sacrifice..haha!
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

You look so old then why don't you admit
Look in the mirror and you will know
There are many wrinkles and lines to show
Accept it with grace now my dear
There is not much left to cheer
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy Birthday to you!

I hope you won't repeat all the mistakes that you made last year in this new year of your life. Happy Birthday!

You know that you are so special
You know that you are so great
You know that you have everything
Awesome is your fate
So what if I am lying to you
I am making you feel happy
As it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

It is the time to celebrate with cheer
Wishing you well on your birthday oh dear
But don't dance so much be clear
You will fall with the sound know that
Your age is not the same
You do not have to blame
I am just kidding around
Wishing you Happy Birthday!

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

Did you wear your glass?
Is your wig intact for the party
Well I know the secret you are not young
You may waggle that silly tongue
You can't change the whale of time
I know that things are just not fine
As it looks otherwise
You are old so accept it wise
Happy birthday to you
May god bless you!

Happiest birthday to you
I am giving you all my blessings
Look at your shape and look at your face
You have lost all the charm and grace
You do not look the same anymore
But do have fun galore
As it's your birthday today
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Your best birthday is a birthday
That has not arrived yet
So make new plans for you
Make yourself free too
As great days are coming through
Are you prepared for the same?
It starts with your name
Happy birthday to you!

Having you considered growing up along with growing old? You'd better give that a thought! Happy Birthday!

You know you look the best
You know no one can beat you
You know that life goes in through
Then why do you think you are
Still in the state of trance by far
Look at the reality my dear
Because you are getting old..Have the fear
Wishing you Happiest Birthday!