Humorous Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

Although I don't want to remind you that you've just turned 1 whole year older, I still want to wish you Happy Birthday. Wishing you a very warm, loving and happy birthday!

Beautiful is your name and flattery is mine! Happy Birthday to you dear.

Did you wear your glass?
Is your wig intact for the party
Well I know the secret you are not young
You may waggle that silly tongue
You can't change the whale of time
I know that things are just not fine
As it looks otherwise
You are old so accept it wise
Happy birthday to you
May god bless you!

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means?
It means growing older
It means taking up more responsibility
It means acting mature
It means leaving all the childish fun behind
Do you still feel like celebrating?
If you do, don't forget to invite me
Happy Birthday!

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

Growing up with every birthday is the state of the body not the mind. So remember that the next time someone tells you that you're grown up on your birthday. Happy birthday, oldie.

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

Happiest birthday to you
I am giving you all my blessings
Look at your shape and look at your face
You have lost all the charm and grace
You do not look the same anymore
But do have fun galore
As it's your birthday today
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Have you ever looked in the mirror?
You felt so dull you know
It seems like age is taking over you
Now you have to make a choice
Whether to feel young
Or to make many sacrifice..haha!
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

Having you considered growing up along with growing old? You'd better give that a thought! Happy Birthday!

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

I don't want to spoil your dreams
But things will remain this way
Nothing changes with change of style
Your age will remain the same
God bless you so much
Wishing you a very happy birthday
No, that is not much
There is more..Wait to know!

I hope you won't repeat all the mistakes that you made last year in this new year of your life. Happy Birthday!

I know that I don't wish you well
I know that I make fun of you
I know that I also do things
To show off many times
But what will I do
Because you deserve all these things
Its best suited to you with time
Wishing you a very happy birthday!