Humorous Birthday Wishes

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

Today I want to promise you
That I won't ever tell anyone
Your secret my dear friend
Are you wondering which secret I am
Talking about
Well, it has to do with your age
Haha..I won't tell anyone about your age
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Don't be a sage!

You are not a person with a big heart
There are many with that start
You are not the one with a good smile
I have seen many a while
Ok you are good I know that
I was just teasing you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

I don't want to spoil your dreams
But things will remain this way
Nothing changes with change of style
Your age will remain the same
God bless you so much
Wishing you a very happy birthday
No, that is not much
There is more..Wait to know!

You know you look so funny
Then why do you act the same
You know you look funny
You also have a funny name
Do not get bugged
I know it's your special day
Was just wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a super awesome day!

You know that you are so special
You know that you are so great
You know that you have everything
Awesome is your fate
So what if I am lying to you
I am making you feel happy
As it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

You look so old then why don't you admit
Look in the mirror and you will know
There are many wrinkles and lines to show
Accept it with grace now my dear
There is not much left to cheer
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy Birthday to you!

Happiest birthday to you
I am giving you all my blessings
Look at your shape and look at your face
You have lost all the charm and grace
You do not look the same anymore
But do have fun galore
As it's your birthday today
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

It is the time to celebrate with cheer
Wishing you well on your birthday oh dear
But don't dance so much be clear
You will fall with the sound know that
Your age is not the same
You do not have to blame
I am just kidding around
Wishing you Happy Birthday!

You know you look the best
You know no one can beat you
You know that life goes in through
Then why do you think you are
Still in the state of trance by far
Look at the reality my dear
Because you are getting old..Have the fear
Wishing you Happiest Birthday!