Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

I love you more than my iPhone
I love you more than my watch my love
I love you more than my passions in life
I think it's enough for our love to survive
Valentine's Day is special for you and me
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I love you so much you know
Just the way I cannot really show
I think I love you all from my butt
Well its bigger then my heart my dear
So sweetheart come near
As we celebrate this day of love
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
-Tracy Smith

I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
-Author Unknown

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine's day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

It is such a nice feeling being in love
It's such a nice feeling celebrating valentines
With someone whose so close to you
And with someone whose going to annoy
You the rest of your life
Yes you heard that right my dear
Spread the love this valentines with cheer
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Its good if you are alone this Valentine's Day
You would save a lot on this day
Just imagine you could spend so many dollars
Just to express what your heart wants to say
Be happy this valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Feel all glad and new!

Love does not need a price tag
It certainly does not need a price to say
It does not need a reason
Or any season come what may
Love needs connection of heart
Is all about this day
Wishing a very happy Valentine's Day!

Love is defined by how you feel
But people often judge with looks
Love is defined by the emotions of real
But people often see the reel
Love is defined by the heart beat
But there are many hearts that can't meet
Love is defined by power of love
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love is that game which is played
By two lovers and two people
But in the end there is no result
As it's tough to know who won all through
Love is that game where no one does win
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

My words cannot describe my feeling of heart
You have been so cute from the start
It is a request to you on this lovely day
Just don't spend money in my wallet today
Rest we can have a good time together my love
Wishing you a special Valentine's Day!

On Valentine's Day you have a special power
You can feel that force of love
Which you may not feel at other days of the year
That is the power of valentines love
That turns a fling to dear
That is the power of Valentine's Day
When everyone comes so near
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

People get excited to see
Feelings and love all around them
On Valentines Day that can be true,
But the best part is the box of chocolate
Which you get on confession and through
Haha..Happy valentines to you!

This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don't need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don't want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Jay Leno

Valentine is the perfect time
To screw someone you love
Like there are many ways to annoy
And tell someone yes you love them
But it can also be so much of fun
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
-Greg Giraldo