Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Valentine's day is actually called
As happy singles awareness way
Yes, when singles realize that
They need someone in their life
So it's a perfect day to spread the cheer
For those are so dear
Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
-Author Unknown

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
-Lewis Black

Valentines is funny actually
The whole year people keep fighting
Couples fight so much being in love
And it's on valentine's day
That they express their love for each other
Just one day..ha-ha
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

What does my perfect Valentine's day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

You can be two things on Valentine's Day,
Either you can be all lovely and romantic
Or you can be sensible and wise
It's you who are going to decide
How you wish to spend your valentine
Happy Valentine's Day to all!

You have that charming smile to be
You have what it takes the thing to be
You have that smile on your face
And you have that charming grace
You have everything as perfect as can be
As good as I so want it to see
Alas! I wish I could just say this to you
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

You have two choices in life
Spend your valentine with someone special
The person you are in love with
Or spend your valentine with the food
That is mouth watering..ha-ha
Wishing you happy valentines!