Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

Love does not need a price tag
It certainly does not need a price to say
It does not need a reason
Or any season come what may
Love needs connection of heart
Is all about this day
Wishing a very happy Valentine's Day!

You have two choices in life
Spend your valentine with someone special
The person you are in love with
Or spend your valentine with the food
That is mouth watering..ha-ha
Wishing you happy valentines!

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it's simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine's Day!

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein

Do not forget to leave your office
Early in the day of valentine
You may be single for sure
But let people actually think
That you have a date for yourself
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love is defined by how you feel
But people often judge with looks
Love is defined by the emotions of real
But people often see the reel
Love is defined by the heart beat
But there are many hearts that can't meet
Love is defined by power of love
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
-Author Unknown

Its good if you are alone this Valentine's Day
You would save a lot on this day
Just imagine you could spend so many dollars
Just to express what your heart wants to say
Be happy this valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
Feel all glad and new!

I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!

It is such a nice feeling being in love
It's such a nice feeling celebrating valentines
With someone whose so close to you
And with someone whose going to annoy
You the rest of your life
Yes you heard that right my dear
Spread the love this valentines with cheer
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven't had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
-Author Unknown

I love you more than my iPhone
I love you more than my watch my love
I love you more than my passions in life
I think it's enough for our love to survive
Valentine's Day is special for you and me
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Even if you are single you must leave your
Office early this valentine's day
Why let others know what is on your mind
Let them think that you have the date for the day
So have a loved filled valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!