Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

On Valentine's Day you have a special power
You can feel that force of love
Which you may not feel at other days of the year
That is the power of valentines love
That turns a fling to dear
That is the power of Valentine's Day
When everyone comes so near
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I love you so much you know
Just the way I cannot really show
I think I love you all from my butt
Well its bigger then my heart my dear
So sweetheart come near
As we celebrate this day of love
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
-Author Unknown

Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Are you sad on being alone this Valentine's Day,
Ok now just think that who loves you on other
Days of the year,
Haha.. Just have a lovely day
As it's the Valentine's Day,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Jay Leno

Are you really sad on valentine's day
Are you really sad being all alone this day
What is the reason my friend to be sad
As no one love you even rest of the days
May you have a super valentine's day today
Wish you happy Valentine's Day!

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine's day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

You have two choices in life
Spend your valentine with someone special
The person you are in love with
Or spend your valentine with the food
That is mouth watering..ha-ha
Wishing you happy valentines!

I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven't had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love is that game which is played
By two lovers and two people
But in the end there is no result
As it's tough to know who won all through
Love is that game where no one does win
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

What does my perfect Valentine's day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

Valentine's day is actually called
As happy singles awareness way
Yes, when singles realize that
They need someone in their life
So it's a perfect day to spread the cheer
For those are so dear
Happy Valentine's Day!

You have that charming smile to be
You have what it takes the thing to be
You have that smile on your face
And you have that charming grace
You have everything as perfect as can be
As good as I so want it to see
Alas! I wish I could just say this to you
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it's simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine's Day!

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

My words cannot describe my feeling of heart
You have been so cute from the start
It is a request to you on this lovely day
Just don't spend money in my wallet today
Rest we can have a good time together my love
Wishing you a special Valentine's Day!

This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don't need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don't want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!