Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

True love in life is felt from heart
It does not require those blings
It does not require any flash bells
It does not require any flashcards in life
If it's true love in the heart
Then there is no sound in sight
Just felt from the heart
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

On Valentine's Day you have a special power
You can feel that force of love
Which you may not feel at other days of the year
That is the power of valentines love
That turns a fling to dear
That is the power of Valentine's Day
When everyone comes so near
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Happiness is temporary
If you think that you are in love
One day everyone will express
That love is the most wonderful emotion
And the other day it's back to square one
So, love has no condition
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Even if you are single you must leave your
Office early this valentine's day
Why let others know what is on your mind
Let them think that you have the date for the day
So have a loved filled valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Are you sad on being alone this Valentine's Day,
Ok now just think that who loves you on other
Days of the year,
Haha.. Just have a lovely day
As it's the Valentine's Day,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

People get excited to see
Feelings and love all around them
On Valentines Day that can be true,
But the best part is the box of chocolate
Which you get on confession and through
Haha..Happy valentines to you!

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
-Greg Giraldo

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
-Tracy Smith

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

Valentine's day is actually called
As happy singles awareness way
Yes, when singles realize that
They need someone in their life
So it's a perfect day to spread the cheer
For those are so dear
Happy Valentine's Day!

You can be two things on Valentine's Day,
Either you can be all lovely and romantic
Or you can be sensible and wise
It's you who are going to decide
How you wish to spend your valentine
Happy Valentine's Day to all!

A real confession made on valentines,
I swear I love you more than my dog
I swear I love you more than my sleep
Swear I love you so deep
I swear I love you more than my iPhone too
This is enough to prove my love for you
Wishing you a happy Valentine's Day!

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
-Lewis Black

It is such a nice feeling being in love
It's such a nice feeling celebrating valentines
With someone whose so close to you
And with someone whose going to annoy
You the rest of your life
Yes you heard that right my dear
Spread the love this valentines with cheer
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

My words cannot describe my feeling of heart
You have been so cute from the start
It is a request to you on this lovely day
Just don't spend money in my wallet today
Rest we can have a good time together my love
Wishing you a special Valentine's Day!

Valentine is the perfect time
To screw someone you love
Like there are many ways to annoy
And tell someone yes you love them
But it can also be so much of fun
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentines is funny actually
The whole year people keep fighting
Couples fight so much being in love
And it's on valentine's day
That they express their love for each other
Just one day..ha-ha
Happy Valentine's Day to you!