Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven't had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!

True love in life is felt from heart
It does not require those blings
It does not require any flash bells
It does not require any flashcards in life
If it's true love in the heart
Then there is no sound in sight
Just felt from the heart
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it's simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine's Day!

A real confession made on valentines,
I swear I love you more than my dog
I swear I love you more than my sleep
Swear I love you so deep
I swear I love you more than my iPhone too
This is enough to prove my love for you
Wishing you a happy Valentine's Day!

Are you really sad on valentine's day
Are you really sad being all alone this day
What is the reason my friend to be sad
As no one love you even rest of the days
May you have a super valentine's day today
Wish you happy Valentine's Day!

Are you sad on being alone this Valentine's Day,
Ok now just think that who loves you on other
Days of the year,
Haha.. Just have a lovely day
As it's the Valentine's Day,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Do not forget to leave your office
Early in the day of valentine
You may be single for sure
But let people actually think
That you have a date for yourself
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Even if you are single you must leave your
Office early this valentine's day
Why let others know what is on your mind
Let them think that you have the date for the day
So have a loved filled valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein

Happiness is temporary
If you think that you are in love
One day everyone will express
That love is the most wonderful emotion
And the other day it's back to square one
So, love has no condition
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
-Jon Stewart

I do not want any sugar candies
I do not want any heart shaped chocolates
As I am on a diet this year
You can buy me a solitaire ring
A ring that will go all bling
I mean what I say
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
-Author Unknown

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
-Mo Rocca

I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
-Mike Birbiglia