Funny Birthday Wishes

Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.

If I'd known that you were going to live this long, I would never have given you that expensive gift last year. Happy Birthday!

Do you even remember what your age was?
When you were small?
Like five or six, so multiply that by four now,
Oh! I just gave up your age right,
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Keep smiling!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.

You can't go back and change the
Way you look my friend
How many times you change your look
You are going to look the same
You know that you look funny
Weird and little strange
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have a lovely day!

Hey! So excited for your birthday,
Got you this wonderful looking cake,
What it is not eaten from both the sides,
Cakes come in all shapes and sizes,
Forget it,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

While you grow old with each passing year, we also hope that you simultaneously grow up! How's that for a Birthday wish? Haha. Happy Birthday!

You know there is a huge similarity between you and your birthday cake,
Well, both are sweet, you got scared. Lol!
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have an awesome day!

People of your age would usually be called old, but don't worry, makeup will do a good job for you. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday have an awesome day,
But,one advice for you,
Start acting like your real age :)LOL

Do you think you look the best?
I mean still look the best?
Have you seen the mirror?
Oh wait it cracked up right,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

I was going to get an amazing gift for you
Then I thought you do not deserve it
Who will waste money for a person like you
Haha..Don't you fret my dear
I was just kidding a bit
Wish you all the luck and happiness in life
Wish you have an amazing life
Happy birthday to you!

As this is another birthday,
I think get a bigger cake next time,
The candles should also fit on the cake right,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

Your Birthday is Mother Nature's way of telling you to look into the mirror more often. Happy Birthday! Have a super year ahead.