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Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now, Are you a cheese, no? Are you wine, no? Or are you a scotch! Well, then why do you worry? Smile and enjoy your birthday, Happy birthday to you!
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Do you think you look the best? I mean still look the best? Have you seen the mirror? Oh wait it cracked up right, Happy birthday to you! Stay blessed in life!
Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.
Birthday without cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.
Hey Old man, how is your memory doing nowadays? I was thinking if you are still capable enough to remember your birthday or not! Who cares? I remember the day. That should be enough for everybody else in our gang. On this day, I wish you and bless you with all my heart. So Goofy, Have a very Happy Birthday.
It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.
I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!
I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.
You just remember things that Do not bother you any way Your age is one of them my dear Second is the way you will approach today I know because you are getting old So I wish you have a great birthday today May you have an amazing day Wishing you a very happy birthday!
Birthdays actually make you feel bright Your mood lifts up with that light The other day you have to suffer When you are in a state of shock That your birthday left you a year older Haha..Think about it my dear Wishing you a happiest birthday!
Happiest birthday to you May you smile all through Though your face is not good When you smile, you look so bad It's better to smile my dear Rather than looking so sad I wish you well for this day May you have an amazing day!
I was going to get an amazing gift for you Then I thought you do not deserve it Who will waste money for a person like you Haha..Don't you fret my dear I was just kidding a bit Wish you all the luck and happiness in life Wish you have an amazing life Happy birthday to you!
You can't go back and change the Way you look my friend How many times you change your look You are going to look the same You know that you look funny Weird and little strange Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday Have a lovely day!
