Funny Birthday Wishes

I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!

If God created you for a special purpose, that purpose has still not been achieved! Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.

If I'd known that you were going to live this long, I would never have given you that expensive gift last year. Happy Birthday!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.

It's your birthday I am super happy,
But, I wish I knew your age,
Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have an awesome day!

Now, it has been proved?
What? That those who live longer in life,
Have the most amazing birthdays ever,
What if they are old..Lol,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have an amazing day!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

People of your age would usually be called old, but don't worry, makeup will do a good job for you. Happy Birthday!

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

Since I believe in KISS ? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!

Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

Two things in the world that come to you without any reason are blood pressure and age. You'd rather prefer the latter than the former! Happy Birthday.

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!