Funny Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday have an awesome day,
But,one advice for you,
Start acting like your real age :)LOL

Happy birthday to you,
Where is the party all new,
Let there be cheer sound,
Oh sorry I started without you,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have a lovely day!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Happy birthday to you,
Let me confess something to you,
Sorry to say,
I forgot this day,
But, Facebook messaged me the date,
So thanks to Facebook,
Enjoy and have a nice day!

Have you observed that I've been talking to you so nicely since the past week? I hope you're inviting me to your Birthday party tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

Hey Facebook just now reminded me that it's your birthday,
I hope all the people look at the right hand upper corner,
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have a lovely day!

Hey happy birthday, ok so you are not fifty yet,
I will tell everyone that you are eighteen,
But, you have thirty two years of experience,
Have a great birthday enjoy!

Hey Old man, how is your memory doing nowadays? I was thinking if you are still capable enough to remember your birthday or not! Who cares? I remember the day. That should be enough for everybody else in our gang. On this day, I wish you and bless you with all my heart. So Goofy, Have a very Happy Birthday.

Hey the past is gone, so please let it go,
The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show,
And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you,
But, hope you have a lovely day so new,
Happy birthday to you!

Hey! So excited for your birthday,
Got you this wonderful looking cake,
What it is not eaten from both the sides,
Cakes come in all shapes and sizes,
Forget it,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

I genuinely hope that from today, you start gathering experiences in your head like you never have for all these years! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

I have heard,
As you age, you get wiser,
That means you are now an official philosopher,
Happy birthday!

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,
Keep smiling the whole day today,
Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday,
Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a nice day!

I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday,
Not because you would feel good,
Because I don't want others to feel superior,
Just kidding! Have an awesome day,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

I may have ignored you for the whole year on Facebook,
But, my notification alerts me on your birthday..Lol
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have an extra awesome day!

I want to tell you something very special on your birthday
Shh!..It's a secret,
Ok. Smile till you have teeth then you won't be able to,
Haha..Happy birthday have a nice one!

I was going to get an amazing gift for you
Then I thought you do not deserve it
Who will waste money for a person like you
Haha..Don't you fret my dear
I was just kidding a bit
Wish you all the luck and happiness in life
Wish you have an amazing life
Happy birthday to you!