Funny Birthday Wishes

Hey Facebook just now reminded me that it's your birthday,
I hope all the people look at the right hand upper corner,
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have a lovely day!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

Two things in the world that come to you without any reason are blood pressure and age. You'd rather prefer the latter than the former! Happy Birthday.

Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.

Do you even remember what your age was?
When you were small?
Like five or six, so multiply that by four now,
Oh! I just gave up your age right,
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Keep smiling!

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

Happy birthday to you,
Let me confess something to you,
Sorry to say,
I forgot this day,
But, Facebook messaged me the date,
So thanks to Facebook,
Enjoy and have a nice day!

Birthday without cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.

Do you know what your actual age is?
Well you act like you are twenty five,
You tell me you are sixteen,
Sometimes you act like five,
So your total age is forty six,
Lol..just kidding,
Wish you a super birthday,
Have fun!

Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the latter precedes the former, then it's a disaster and if the former precedes the latter, it's annoying! May you get the right amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday!

Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

Do you know that wine tastes great when old?
Hey! So what if you are aging with time,
You will look good right,
Don't take it to your heart,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Keep smiling all day!

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!